Funny Gambling One Liners
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Last night I got thrown out of a casino… apparently I completely misunderstood the crap table.
So, ‘Never take life seriously, no one gets out alive’ is an oft-heard and good one-liner that inspires people to be positive about life and makes you laugh. Also See: Epic Sarcastic and Bitchy Quotes. In this article, we shall read some really funny and sarcastic quotes that will help you see why life should always be taken with a pinch of. Funny One-Liners. My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. I went to buy some camo pants but couldn’t find any. Laughter is good for you. The following is our hand picked collection of 50 of the funniest one line quotes that is sure to leave you in splits. These quotes are not only funny, they are also pretty clever. Now if only I could teach him to play fetch! “If history repeats itself, I am so getting a dinosaur!” ― anonymous. Check out our collection of funny gambling jokes. We are sure they will make you laugh. If you have any gambling jokes as good, upload them at the bottom of this page. 1) I just bet £100 at the bookies that they would find Maddie, at 1000-1 odds. A collection of short, funny jokes related to Marijuana, Weed and Cannabis. Stoners will love these one liners. Marijuana, Weed Jokes - Perfect One-Liners for Stoners!
In Vegas they’ll bet on anything. One casino was ready to let me bet on whether I’d win or lose there.Funny Gambling One Liners For Men
I’m going to the casino tonight. I hope I break even. I need the money.
I had nothing to do, so just for a laugh I went to the casino. In three hours I’d laughed away my car.
What is the difference between a poker player and a dog? In about ten years the dog quits whining.Funny Gambling One Liners Jokes
What’s the difference between prayer in church and prayer in a casino? In a casino, you really mean it!Funny Gambling One Liners Near Me
Why didn’t the elephant like to play cards in the jungle? Because there were too many cheetahs (ok that was lame).Funny Gambling One Liners Free
The wife of a doctor called the casino to get her husband paged. They refused. The house doesn’t make doctor calls.
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Last night I got thrown out of a casino… apparently I completely misunderstood the crap table.
So, ‘Never take life seriously, no one gets out alive’ is an oft-heard and good one-liner that inspires people to be positive about life and makes you laugh. Also See: Epic Sarcastic and Bitchy Quotes. In this article, we shall read some really funny and sarcastic quotes that will help you see why life should always be taken with a pinch of. Funny One-Liners. My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. I went to buy some camo pants but couldn’t find any. Laughter is good for you. The following is our hand picked collection of 50 of the funniest one line quotes that is sure to leave you in splits. These quotes are not only funny, they are also pretty clever. Now if only I could teach him to play fetch! “If history repeats itself, I am so getting a dinosaur!” ― anonymous. Check out our collection of funny gambling jokes. We are sure they will make you laugh. If you have any gambling jokes as good, upload them at the bottom of this page. 1) I just bet £100 at the bookies that they would find Maddie, at 1000-1 odds. A collection of short, funny jokes related to Marijuana, Weed and Cannabis. Stoners will love these one liners. Marijuana, Weed Jokes - Perfect One-Liners for Stoners!
In Vegas they’ll bet on anything. One casino was ready to let me bet on whether I’d win or lose there.Funny Gambling One Liners For Men
I’m going to the casino tonight. I hope I break even. I need the money.
I had nothing to do, so just for a laugh I went to the casino. In three hours I’d laughed away my car.
What is the difference between a poker player and a dog? In about ten years the dog quits whining.Funny Gambling One Liners Jokes
What’s the difference between prayer in church and prayer in a casino? In a casino, you really mean it!Funny Gambling One Liners Near Me
Why didn’t the elephant like to play cards in the jungle? Because there were too many cheetahs (ok that was lame).Funny Gambling One Liners Free
The wife of a doctor called the casino to get her husband paged. They refused. The house doesn’t make doctor calls.
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